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A Feline Tragedy in Three Crunchy Acts

Starring Mr MM – Fluffiest of Fiends. Addict. Snackadee Enthusiast.

Featuring Temptations™ Kitty Krack – The Biscuit That Brought Down a Titan.

Act I: The Descent Begins

He was once a noble cat. Regal. Aloof. Dignified.

Now? One crinkle of a bag and he’s sprinting like a junkie to his next fix.

Act II: Snackadee Mayhem

The eyes glaze. The purr intensifies. The crunching—obscene.

Witness the transformation from majestic to maniac in 0.3 seconds.

Act III: Owner’s Dilemma

Helpless in the face of adorable depravity, she watches.

Does she intervene?

No. She giggles.

And gives him another handful.

WARNING

Exposure to Mr MM’s antics may cause:

• Spontaneous laughter

• Uncontrollable urge to purchase Kitty Krack

• A strange admiration for chaotic whiskers

Recovery Plan: There isn’t one.

He’s too far gone.

And honestly? It’s delightful.

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